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RE: The Pun Invasion - DragonFire1 - 08-03-2016

How do Vikings communicate? Norse code


RE: The Pun Invasion - DragonFire1 - 14-03-2016

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hehehe


RE: The Pun Invasion - DragonFire1 - 17-03-2016

What do you wear when you tell jokes? Punderpants

ill go back to my corner now....


RE: The Pun Invasion - Bobo - 17-03-2016

he he, good one

Same design:
what to you face when you tell a poor pun? Punishment of getting punched.
what are you when you are always on time with a joke? Punctual.
what do you do when you use o lot of ,.!?- while writing here? You use punctation.


RE: The Pun Invasion - Sunman - 17-03-2016

How many pans can a pan peddler pitch if a pan peddler could pitch pans!


RE: The Pun Invasion - Looter - 27-03-2016

"Make Hidden Cave Great Again"

"Let's build a wall and Make the Kerghits pay for it"

"A Future for Redshirts to believe in, Free Wormbanes for everyone"


RE: The Pun Invasion - DragonFire1 - 31-03-2016

(27-03-2016, 06:01 AM)Looter Wrote: "Make Hidden Cave Great Again"

"Let's build a wall and Make the Kerghits pay for it"

"A Future for Redshirts to believe in, Free Wormbanes for everyone"

"A Future for Redshirts to believe in, Free Wormbanes for everyone"

ill second that


RE: The Pun Invasion - DragonFire1 - 20-04-2016

Dragonfire used a Thread Resurrection Tome!

Have you guys heard of this drug called Medusa?

I've heard it gets you stoned


RE: The Pun Invasion - DragonFire1 - 21-04-2016

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Because everyone hates Loki


RE: The Pun Invasion - DragonFire1 - 02-06-2016

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"

Confused, the bartender says no.

"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"