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Co-Writing a Book
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I'm not sure if this truly belongs in 'Literature', but a buddy and I decided we were going to start co-writing a book together, and both got onto a joint word processor. We achieved literally nothing, but did end up with a rather interesting series of, well, words. 

There's no point trying to figure out who said what, seeing as we both just wrote willy-nilly wherever we saw fit. Don't fear for your mental wellbeing if you don't understand it, fear for ours.
I don't know what you don't want me to say, but I'll say it anyway
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#2
Disney copyright will sue you in 10 seconds if published, also how much did you smoke to write this? I want to write like this so I can better spam the chat of whatever servers i join Smile
Looted A Frying Pan 11/25/14
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#3
Can you not see why I often get you two confused?
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#4
(12-12-2016, 07:50 AM)Looter Wrote: Disney copyright will sue you in 10 seconds if published, also how much did you smoke to write this? I want to write like this so I can better spam the chat of whatever servers i join Smile
No smoke, just lots of practice
(12-12-2016, 08:05 AM)Winter Wrote: Can you not see why I often get you two confused?
I'm legally blind
I don't know what you don't want me to say, but I'll say it anyway
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#5
Dafuq did I just read. I am questionning my sanity and yours.


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#6
Are you the reincarnation of Einstein deerpig?

You have such wise words and I am learning so much from this book.
Gur

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(12-12-2016, 09:57 AM)LordChaos Wrote: Dafuq did I just read. I am questionning my sanity and yours.
Thanks
(12-12-2016, 01:05 PM)ON_Glenn Wrote: Are you the reincarnation of Einstein deerpig?

You have such wise words and I am learning so much from this book.
As far as I know, I'm not the reincarnation of anything, though that cheeseburger I ate last month does seem to be lingering. Hypocritically fearing for your sanity, I encourage you to go look up the word "wise" in a dictionary, on google, or any other search function I am currently unaware of.
I don't know what you don't want me to say, but I'll say it anyway
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#8
Unfortunately, there is now lots more where that came from, but I will refrain from posting such damaging material this time around. It's too late for us, but if you find yourself desiring more, please go get help while you still can.
I don't know what you don't want me to say, but I'll say it anyway
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#9
....MORE!!!!!
Looted A Frying Pan 11/25/14
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#10
Your friend is a genius. I hope to be more like him some day.
Here is a list of things you could die from at any moment to brighten up your day:
1. Large planet or meteorite colliding with Earth
2. Heart attack
3. Poisonous spider
4. Random plane crashing into you
5. Earthquake
6. Black hole
7. Assassin
8. Accidentally uncovering a plot by the government (See 7.)
9. Volcano
10. Tornado
11. Running out of charact
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