Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
What did O say to Q?
Hey put that thing back in your trousers.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Guy coming back home from pub and see his missus note on the fridge,
"ITS not working Im moving to my mum for a while"
He opens the fridge - "Light is on , cold inside WTF :o????"
Im funny too, but my jokes are the worst in the universe
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What's a green flying product of a confectioner?
- The Peter Pan-Cake
How do you cross frozen rivers?
- With the rebridgerator
What is a missile firing wizard called?
- Gundalf
Wont post more of this shit to avoid getting banned
Nah they won't ban us, the admins in NI are loving and caring.
But lots of my friends tell me everytime im joking like that (in german these kind of jokes is even stomach ache causing) they would like to put me in a box and send me to Brazil ...
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
It raises their spirits.
(23-11-2013, 06:50 AM)Qwerty link Wrote:Nah they won't ban us, the admins in NI are loving and caring.
best joke ever
hehe