14-05-2013, 08:21 PM
For all of you who missed the great fun we had (where I was sure I was getting kicked from irc), here it is:
During all this, most of the UK clan was pissing themselves on the TS, which is a great bonus. 
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Spoiler[00:14] <+Hablam> nips
[00:14] * Murrow is now known as Chasia
[00:14] * Strick is now known as Strick|busy
[00:15] <das_D> I'm too old for this shit.
[00:15] * Yabu is now known as Olga_63_single
[00:15] <+Hablam> i know that you are 35 but in your mind you are a 12 years old school boy
[00:15] <Olga_63_single> das_D, do you have a big D?
[00:15] <Olga_63_single> Rawr
[00:16] <das_D> Oh guuurl
[00:16] <_Gismo_> Olga wants the D
[00:16] * das_D is now known as Vlad_73_single
[00:16] <+Chasia> I like my men old, Das (;
[00:16] <Vlad_73_single> Ja'
[00:16] <Olga_63_single> Da
[00:16] <Vlad_73_single> Vlad says Ja, you say Da. Bed time.
[00:16] <_Gismo_> hey das, hes single too!
[00:16] * Olga_63_single is now known as Svetlana_60_Marr
[00:17] <Svetlana_60_Marr> It's supposed to say MarriedButWilling
[00:17] <Svetlana_60_Marr> Darniot
[00:17] <Vlad_73_single> Well, aslong as you are willing and able.
[00:17] * Hablam is now known as idontknowwhattos
[00:17] <Vlad_73_single> say?
[00:17] <+idontknowwhattos> yes
[00:17] <Vlad_73_single> booyah
[00:18] <@Hypernoma|AFK> wth is going on here??
[00:18] <Vlad_73_single> This is now a dating service for old people.
[00:18] <+Sparhawk> Can I get a reset on Hard East?
[00:18] <@Hypernoma|AFK> sparhawk wants a reset?
[00:18] * WinterBolt is now known as Dalv_37_divorced
[00:18] <+_Legend_> isnt hat web-site related ?
[00:18] <Vlad_73_single> Why would you want to be reset Spar?
[00:18] <+Sparhawk> Oh sure
[00:19] <Vlad_73_single> NI is now for old people datin, mkay.,
[00:19] <Saladin> Hyper could you make Alphaa channel admin on our TS channel too ?
[00:19] <Vlad_73_single> We need a boombox, with the turbo base.
[00:19] <@Huscarlton|Away> Find Swadian Singles in your neighborhood
[00:20] <Vlad_73_single> What would happen next, is a total disgrace
[00:20] <+Chasia> Don't finish that song
[00:20] * Vlad_73_single is now known as die_D
[00:20] <die_D> aw
[00:21] <die_D> Didn't get to finish, bad day in general.
[00:22] * Alphaa (5844d73b@gateway/web/freenode/ip.88.68.215.59) has left #nordinvasion
[00:22] <Svetlana_60_Marr> I feel dirty
[00:22] <die_D> go shower guurl
[00:22] <Svetlana_60_Marr> You want to cam die?
[00:22] <die_D> yeah guuurl
[00:22] <Svetlana_60_Marr> rawr
[00:22] <die_D> i like floppy funbags.
[00:22] * Svetlana_60_Marr is now known as Russian_Cop
[00:22] <Russian_Cop> I GOT YOU NOW
[00:22] <die_D> SHIT
[00:22] <Russian_Cop> HAHA
[00:22] * +Sparhawk (458249f0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.130.73.240) Quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
[00:22] <Russian_Cop> YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE
[00:23] * die_D is now known as Yabu
[00:23] <Yabu> HAHA
[00:23] <Yabu> I was you all along.
[00:23] <Russian_Cop> Whoa? Where did he go?!
[00:23] * Russian_Cop is now known as Duke_Nukem
[00:23] * Yabu is now known as Russian_Cop
[00:23] <Duke_Nukem> Balls of steel
[00:23] <Hercules_> i like turtles
[00:23] <Russian_Cop> You are under arrest Duke!
[00:23] * Duke_Nukem is now known as Quality_Troller
[00:23] <Quality_Troller> You can't, I'm a quality troller
[00:23] <Quality_Troller> Licences
[00:23] * Russian_Cop is now known as Svetlana_60_Marr
[00:24] <Quality_Troller> Licenced*
[00:24] <Svetlana_60_Marr> Huh?
[00:24] * Thatsmybanana (~Thatsmyba@92.40.253.230.threembb.co.uk) has joined #nordinvasion
[00:24] * Quality_Troller is now known as Thatsmypear
[00:24] <Thatsmypear> Hey!
[00:24] <Thatsmypear> That's my apple, orange!
[00:24] * Svetlana_60_Marr is now known as Thatsmypineapple
[00:25] <Thatsmybanana> Wut
[00:25] <Thatsmypineapple> Stealin our nicks
[00:25] <Thatsmypear> Copycat
[00:25] <Thatsmybanana> f___ all a yall
[00:25] <Hercules_> Any loansharks around?
[00:25] <Thatsmypear> I mean, come on. You got to get your own nick.
[00:25] * idontknowwhattos is now known as Thatsmycoconutt
[00:25] * Thatsmypear is now known as Loanshark
[00:25] <Hercules_> need to borrow 45m, will repay in hydra leafs
[00:25] <Loanshark> Hi
[00:25] <Loanshark> I'm a loanshark
[00:25] <Hercules_> hi
[00:25] <_Gismo_> hydra
[00:26] * Loanshark is now known as Loancrocodile
[00:26] <Hercules_> lol
[00:26] <Loancrocodile> Now I'm a Loancrocodile
[00:26] * Tee_ (~Tee_@110-175-149-8.static.tpgi.com.au) has joined #nordinvasion
[00:26] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Tee_
[00:26] <Loancrocodile> I don't even know what I am
[00:26] <Hercules_> i can see
[00:26] * Loancrocodile is now known as Coffea
[00:26] * Lickmybanana (51ead092@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.234.208.146) has joined #nordinvasion
[00:26] <Coffea> Hi Tee
[00:26] <Lickmybanana> LICK IT!
[00:26] * Coffea is now known as das_D
[00:26] <das_D> Sorry for the inconvinience
[00:26] <@Hypernoma|AFK> jesus christ, what have you guys been licking?
[00:26] <das_D> I'm a dickhead
[00:26] * Thatsmycoconutt is now known as das_B
[00:27] <@Hypernoma|AFK> get your tongues out the socket...
[00:27] * Lickmybanana is now known as das_Cisuppose
[00:27] * das_D is now known as David_SWE
[00:27] <David_SWE> Hellu
[00:27] <+The_Irish_Eagle> Wine Russian brand
[00:27] * das_Cisuppose is now known as Albin_SWE
[00:27] <Albin_SWE> Helloo
[00:27] * David_SWE is now known as Grigory_PL
[00:27] <+The_Irish_Eagle> try being on ts with them
[00:27] <Albin_SWE> TS?!
[00:28] <Albin_SWE> WHAT IS TS?!?!
[00:28] * Sparhawk (458249f0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.130.73.240) has joined #nordinvasion
[00:28] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Sparhawk
[00:28] <Albin_SWE> HERP DERP I AM YABU
[00:28] * das_B is now known as das_TS
[00:28] <+Sparhawk> Did anyone reset Hard East?
[00:28] <Grigory_PL> Cześć
[00:28] <Albin_SWE> I LIKE TO DERP CUZ MY MOTHER IS A HERP
[00:28] * Grigory_PL is now known as das_D
[00:28] <das_D> I'm a horse
[00:28] * Dalv_37_divorced is now known as WinterBolt
[00:28] <+WinterBolt> das_D I now love you.
[00:28] <das_D> That can lick it's own elbow
[00:29] <das_D> There are meatballs I love
[00:29] <das_D> I keep them in my special drawer
[00:29] <Albin_SWE> I herd u love me
[00:29] <das_D> Together with my banana
[00:29] * das_D is now known as Thatsmymeatball
[00:29] <Thatsmybanana> :<
[00:29] <Albin_SWE> Gad damnit
[00:29] * Thatsmypineapple (51ead092@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.234.208.146) Quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
[00:29] * das_TS is now known as meatball
[00:29] <Albin_SWE> Meatballs is taken.
[00:29] * meatball is now known as meatball123
[00:29] * Albin_SWE is now known as das_D
[00:30] <das_D> well i got my name back atleast
[00:30] <das_D>
[00:30] <Thatsmymeatball> I love unicorns
[00:30] * meatball123 is now known as das_D2
[00:30] <Thatsmymeatball> VEM ÄR DU VEM ÄR JAG, LEVANDE CHARADER?!?!?!?
[00:30] <das_D> PENGAS
[00:30] <Thatsmymeatball> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUSllekbb0
[00:30] <Thatsmymeatball> Listen to that
[00:31] <Thatsmymeatball> Swedish music at it's best
[00:31] * das_D is now known as Sonic_sez
[00:31] <Sonic_sez> And that's no goood!
[00:31] * Thatsmymeatball is now known as ArjaSaijonmaa
[00:31] * ArjaSaijonmaa is now known as Hardened_Metal
[00:31] <Hardened_Metal> Hi
[00:31] <Hardened_Metal> I'm dropped by pet vikes
[00:31] <Sonic_sez> I buy you for 2k.
[00:32] <Hardened_Metal> Ok, np
[00:32] <Hardened_Metal> I sell my body
[00:32] <Sonic_sez> cool bro, get on the AH guurl
[00:32] * Hardened_Metal is now known as Sturdy_Wood
[00:33] <Sturdy_Wood> I'm a Pornstar
[00:33] <Sturdy_Wood> Sturdy Wood
[00:33] * Sonic_sez is now known as Dirty_Wood
[00:33] <Dirty_Wood> And i'm his sister.
[00:33] <+WinterBolt> Do you want the das_D?
[00:33] <_Gismo_> did you just....
[00:33] <Sturdy_Wood> You want to taste my wood?
[00:34] <Sturdy_Wood> It's sturdy
[00:34] * Sturdy_Wood is now known as Crooked_Stick
[00:34] <Thatsmybanana> you cant taste sturydyness...
[00:34] <Dirty_Wood> It broke.
[00:34] <Crooked_Stick> I'm Sturdy Wood's retarded brother
[00:34] * Dirty_Wood is now known as Bent_Sword
[00:34] <Bent_Sword> Ouch
[00:34] <+WinterBolt> Wait a minute.... "Shipping conditions: Buyer pays shipping expenses, Will NOT ship internationally"
[00:34] <Crooked_Stick> Needless to say, I'm not a porn star
[00:35] <Bent_Sword> Needless indeed.
[00:35] <Crooked_Stick> I'm retarded AND I got a crooked stick
[00:35] * Crooked_Stick is now known as Yabu
[00:35] <Yabu> Okay, maybe I should get that shower I was talking about
[00:35] * Bent_Sword is now known as das_D
[00:36] <das_D> Now, you can follow the name change, and see who was who all along.
[00:14] * Murrow is now known as Chasia
[00:14] * Strick is now known as Strick|busy
[00:15] <das_D> I'm too old for this shit.
[00:15] * Yabu is now known as Olga_63_single
[00:15] <+Hablam> i know that you are 35 but in your mind you are a 12 years old school boy
[00:15] <Olga_63_single> das_D, do you have a big D?
[00:15] <Olga_63_single> Rawr
[00:16] <das_D> Oh guuurl
[00:16] <_Gismo_> Olga wants the D
[00:16] * das_D is now known as Vlad_73_single
[00:16] <+Chasia> I like my men old, Das (;
[00:16] <Vlad_73_single> Ja'
[00:16] <Olga_63_single> Da
[00:16] <Vlad_73_single> Vlad says Ja, you say Da. Bed time.
[00:16] <_Gismo_> hey das, hes single too!
[00:16] * Olga_63_single is now known as Svetlana_60_Marr
[00:17] <Svetlana_60_Marr> It's supposed to say MarriedButWilling
[00:17] <Svetlana_60_Marr> Darniot
[00:17] <Vlad_73_single> Well, aslong as you are willing and able.
[00:17] * Hablam is now known as idontknowwhattos
[00:17] <Vlad_73_single> say?
[00:17] <+idontknowwhattos> yes
[00:17] <Vlad_73_single> booyah
[00:18] <@Hypernoma|AFK> wth is going on here??
[00:18] <Vlad_73_single> This is now a dating service for old people.
[00:18] <+Sparhawk> Can I get a reset on Hard East?
[00:18] <@Hypernoma|AFK> sparhawk wants a reset?
[00:18] * WinterBolt is now known as Dalv_37_divorced
[00:18] <+_Legend_> isnt hat web-site related ?
[00:18] <Vlad_73_single> Why would you want to be reset Spar?
[00:18] <+Sparhawk> Oh sure
[00:19] <Vlad_73_single> NI is now for old people datin, mkay.,
[00:19] <Saladin> Hyper could you make Alphaa channel admin on our TS channel too ?
[00:19] <Vlad_73_single> We need a boombox, with the turbo base.
[00:19] <@Huscarlton|Away> Find Swadian Singles in your neighborhood
[00:20] <Vlad_73_single> What would happen next, is a total disgrace
[00:20] <+Chasia> Don't finish that song
[00:20] * Vlad_73_single is now known as die_D
[00:20] <die_D> aw
[00:21] <die_D> Didn't get to finish, bad day in general.
[00:22] * Alphaa (5844d73b@gateway/web/freenode/ip.88.68.215.59) has left #nordinvasion
[00:22] <Svetlana_60_Marr> I feel dirty
[00:22] <die_D> go shower guurl
[00:22] <Svetlana_60_Marr> You want to cam die?
[00:22] <die_D> yeah guuurl
[00:22] <Svetlana_60_Marr> rawr
[00:22] <die_D> i like floppy funbags.
[00:22] * Svetlana_60_Marr is now known as Russian_Cop
[00:22] <Russian_Cop> I GOT YOU NOW
[00:22] <die_D> SHIT
[00:22] <Russian_Cop> HAHA
[00:22] * +Sparhawk (458249f0@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.130.73.240) Quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
[00:22] <Russian_Cop> YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE
[00:23] * die_D is now known as Yabu
[00:23] <Yabu> HAHA
[00:23] <Yabu> I was you all along.
[00:23] <Russian_Cop> Whoa? Where did he go?!
[00:23] * Russian_Cop is now known as Duke_Nukem
[00:23] * Yabu is now known as Russian_Cop
[00:23] <Duke_Nukem> Balls of steel
[00:23] <Hercules_> i like turtles
[00:23] <Russian_Cop> You are under arrest Duke!
[00:23] * Duke_Nukem is now known as Quality_Troller
[00:23] <Quality_Troller> You can't, I'm a quality troller
[00:23] <Quality_Troller> Licences
[00:23] * Russian_Cop is now known as Svetlana_60_Marr
[00:24] <Quality_Troller> Licenced*
[00:24] <Svetlana_60_Marr> Huh?
[00:24] * Thatsmybanana (~Thatsmyba@92.40.253.230.threembb.co.uk) has joined #nordinvasion
[00:24] * Quality_Troller is now known as Thatsmypear
[00:24] <Thatsmypear> Hey!
[00:24] <Thatsmypear> That's my apple, orange!
[00:24] * Svetlana_60_Marr is now known as Thatsmypineapple
[00:25] <Thatsmybanana> Wut
[00:25] <Thatsmypineapple> Stealin our nicks
[00:25] <Thatsmypear> Copycat
[00:25] <Thatsmybanana> f___ all a yall
[00:25] <Hercules_> Any loansharks around?
[00:25] <Thatsmypear> I mean, come on. You got to get your own nick.
[00:25] * idontknowwhattos is now known as Thatsmycoconutt
[00:25] * Thatsmypear is now known as Loanshark
[00:25] <Hercules_> need to borrow 45m, will repay in hydra leafs
[00:25] <Loanshark> Hi
[00:25] <Loanshark> I'm a loanshark
[00:25] <Hercules_> hi
[00:25] <_Gismo_> hydra
[00:26] * Loanshark is now known as Loancrocodile
[00:26] <Hercules_> lol
[00:26] <Loancrocodile> Now I'm a Loancrocodile
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[00:26] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Tee_
[00:26] <Loancrocodile> I don't even know what I am
[00:26] <Hercules_> i can see
[00:26] * Loancrocodile is now known as Coffea
[00:26] * Lickmybanana (51ead092@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.234.208.146) has joined #nordinvasion
[00:26] <Coffea> Hi Tee
[00:26] <Lickmybanana> LICK IT!
[00:26] * Coffea is now known as das_D
[00:26] <das_D> Sorry for the inconvinience
[00:26] <@Hypernoma|AFK> jesus christ, what have you guys been licking?
[00:26] <das_D> I'm a dickhead
[00:26] * Thatsmycoconutt is now known as das_B
[00:27] <@Hypernoma|AFK> get your tongues out the socket...
[00:27] * Lickmybanana is now known as das_Cisuppose
[00:27] * das_D is now known as David_SWE
[00:27] <David_SWE> Hellu
[00:27] <+The_Irish_Eagle> Wine Russian brand
[00:27] * das_Cisuppose is now known as Albin_SWE
[00:27] <Albin_SWE> Helloo
[00:27] * David_SWE is now known as Grigory_PL
[00:27] <+The_Irish_Eagle> try being on ts with them
[00:27] <Albin_SWE> TS?!
[00:28] <Albin_SWE> WHAT IS TS?!?!
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[00:28] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Sparhawk
[00:28] <Albin_SWE> HERP DERP I AM YABU
[00:28] * das_B is now known as das_TS
[00:28] <+Sparhawk> Did anyone reset Hard East?
[00:28] <Grigory_PL> Cześć
[00:28] <Albin_SWE> I LIKE TO DERP CUZ MY MOTHER IS A HERP
[00:28] * Grigory_PL is now known as das_D
[00:28] <das_D> I'm a horse
[00:28] * Dalv_37_divorced is now known as WinterBolt
[00:28] <+WinterBolt> das_D I now love you.
[00:28] <das_D> That can lick it's own elbow
[00:29] <das_D> There are meatballs I love
[00:29] <das_D> I keep them in my special drawer
[00:29] <Albin_SWE> I herd u love me
[00:29] <das_D> Together with my banana
[00:29] * das_D is now known as Thatsmymeatball
[00:29] <Thatsmybanana> :<
[00:29] <Albin_SWE> Gad damnit
[00:29] * Thatsmypineapple (51ead092@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.234.208.146) Quit (Ping timeout: 245 seconds)
[00:29] * das_TS is now known as meatball
[00:29] <Albin_SWE> Meatballs is taken.
[00:29] * meatball is now known as meatball123
[00:29] * Albin_SWE is now known as das_D
[00:30] <das_D> well i got my name back atleast
[00:30] <das_D>
[00:30] <Thatsmymeatball> I love unicorns
[00:30] * meatball123 is now known as das_D2
[00:30] <Thatsmymeatball> VEM ÄR DU VEM ÄR JAG, LEVANDE CHARADER?!?!?!?
[00:30] <das_D> PENGAS
[00:30] <Thatsmymeatball> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUSllekbb0
[00:30] <Thatsmymeatball> Listen to that
[00:31] <Thatsmymeatball> Swedish music at it's best
[00:31] * das_D is now known as Sonic_sez
[00:31] <Sonic_sez> And that's no goood!
[00:31] * Thatsmymeatball is now known as ArjaSaijonmaa
[00:31] * ArjaSaijonmaa is now known as Hardened_Metal
[00:31] <Hardened_Metal> Hi
[00:31] <Hardened_Metal> I'm dropped by pet vikes
[00:31] <Sonic_sez> I buy you for 2k.
[00:32] <Hardened_Metal> Ok, np
[00:32] <Hardened_Metal> I sell my body
[00:32] <Sonic_sez> cool bro, get on the AH guurl
[00:32] * Hardened_Metal is now known as Sturdy_Wood
[00:33] <Sturdy_Wood> I'm a Pornstar
[00:33] <Sturdy_Wood> Sturdy Wood
[00:33] * Sonic_sez is now known as Dirty_Wood
[00:33] <Dirty_Wood> And i'm his sister.
[00:33] <+WinterBolt> Do you want the das_D?
[00:33] <_Gismo_> did you just....
[00:33] <Sturdy_Wood> You want to taste my wood?
[00:34] <Sturdy_Wood> It's sturdy
[00:34] * Sturdy_Wood is now known as Crooked_Stick
[00:34] <Thatsmybanana> you cant taste sturydyness...
[00:34] <Dirty_Wood> It broke.
[00:34] <Crooked_Stick> I'm Sturdy Wood's retarded brother
[00:34] * Dirty_Wood is now known as Bent_Sword
[00:34] <Bent_Sword> Ouch
[00:34] <+WinterBolt> Wait a minute.... "Shipping conditions: Buyer pays shipping expenses, Will NOT ship internationally"
[00:34] <Crooked_Stick> Needless to say, I'm not a porn star
[00:35] <Bent_Sword> Needless indeed.
[00:35] <Crooked_Stick> I'm retarded AND I got a crooked stick
[00:35] * Crooked_Stick is now known as Yabu
[00:35] <Yabu> Okay, maybe I should get that shower I was talking about
[00:35] * Bent_Sword is now known as das_D
[00:36] <das_D> Now, you can follow the name change, and see who was who all along.
