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You know you're in for a bad time when... - Erekose - 06-08-2012
You log in and are lucky enough to be in at the first spawn on Mountain Pass (or any other map) and the only barricade constructed is a deployable shield and you are the one that placed it.
This continues for all following maps and the furthest round you make it to on each map is the first respawn wave.
Your team mates do the equivalent of Brownian motion, spreading out over a wide area.
Your team mates watch as you, a low level or an archer, get tagged and chased by half the hoarde. Wait untill you get smegged/minced before attacking.
As a level one grunt you go a a shielder on a wall from the very first wave and last untill a lucky Huscarl on the umpteenth wave takes you out with one hit. Get called a useless fag and a noob.
Feel free to add ;D
Re: You know you're in for a bad time when... - MrGuarnere - 06-08-2012
Welcome to NordInvasion 8)
Re: You know you're in for a bad time when... - Ser_Karel_Mormont - 06-08-2012
1... you see Beserkers coming for you on outskirts and you are in the town refilling health and the rest of your team is on the hill.
2... you get cut off on Swadian Town at the healthpot of death.
3... your last shield is about to break in the middle of a wave.
4... you look at the scoreboard and SPQR_Shooter/Thor/AndytheSniper is in the list.
5... you keep staring at that axe,arrow,javelin hurtling towards your face in slowmotion.
6... Hyper joins the game and spawns an explosive barrel.
Re: You know you're in for a bad time when... - Erekose - 06-08-2012
(06-08-2012, 11:51 AM)Ser_Karel_Mormont link Wrote: 1... you see Beserkers coming for you on outskirts and you are in the town refilling health and the rest of your team is on the hill.
2... you get cut off on Swadian Town at the healthpot of death.
3... your last shield is about to break in the middle of a wave.
4... you look at the scoreboard and SPQR_Shooter/Thor/AndytheSniper is in the list.
5... you keep staring at that axe,arrow,javelin hurtling towards your face in slowmotion.
6... Hyper joins the game and spawns an explosive barrel.
Looooool
You know your in for a bad time when...
1. You are on a full server and every single player has either a bow or a crossbow.
2. All the archers/crossbow people (political correctness there) shoot at Nord shields instead of the Nord archers who are busily kebabing anyone that is visible.
3. Nobody told you that on the village map the bridge over the gully had been feckin removed so that when you try to bate and shoot Nords, you hit a dead end. The word 'mince' applies round about now.
4. Just Berserkers at any point whatsoever. :-\
Re: You know you're in for a bad time when... - clickeverywhere - 06-08-2012
1. As a pikeman, you are the only player willing to shield.
2. As a crossbowman, you are the only player willing to shield.
3. As an archer, you are the only player willing to shield.
4. As a redshirt, you are the only player willing to shield.
5. Every barricade is a normal barricade.
6. Barricades overlap.
Re: You know you're in for a bad time when... - Kwal - 06-08-2012
...when three guys suicide at the wrong wave because some guy said it was the respawn wave.
Re: You know you're in for a bad time when... - Erekose - 06-08-2012
(06-08-2012, 05:15 PM)Kwal link Wrote: ...when three guys suicide at the wrong wave because some guy said it was the respawn wave.
Pmsl ;D
Or in my case, think that a Nord is a player, walk calmly past it and get hacked down from behind. :-[
Re: You know you're in for a bad time when... - Kwal - 06-08-2012
Alternatively, think that a player is a Nord when you have only 1% hp left
Re: You know you're in for a bad time when... - Wulfy - 06-08-2012
1. You forget only half of the siege towers' bridges in Lake Town have invisible walls.
2. Half of your team spawns without gear.
3. Thor gets to the shieldwall at full health.
4. You're Dutch and your name is Karel.
5. Dinkleberg >
Re: You know you're in for a bad time when... - Sparhawk - 06-08-2012
1. When Wolfsblood is last alive on a server with someone that throws axes.
2. When I am on a server and have to go AFK.
3. You're a redshirt and you get the legendary drop instead of all the other level 52s on the server.
4. When you piss me off when I am signed in using the Admin Pass.