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Top NI Jokes [funny] - SaxonCamel - 12-08-2015
What do NI games and a child's innocence have in common?
They both get wiped at around 14.
How do you get 17 virgins in a room together?
Shout "King's Castleyard on Rag EU1"
How many NI players does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None, you're not allowed to stack barricades.
Why did Liverpool FC get relegated?
Because the red shirts didn't know how to save.
Re: Top NI Jokes [funny] - Swaliant - 12-08-2015
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Re: Top NI Jokes [funny] - Soviet - 12-08-2015
give yourself some more credit
Saxon Camel: What do you call an NI dev unable to pleasure themselves?
A Handy retreat
Saxon Camel: an NI and an NW player walk into a bar
Saxon Camel: the NW player orders a round
Saxon Camel: the Ni player doesnt do anything
Saxon Camel: NW player asks why
Saxon Camel: "save"
Re: Top NI Jokes [funny] - Malong - 12-08-2015
You can imagine the setups, here are some punchlines:
Throw in your laundry.
Protein shakes.
Because he uses the finest ingredients, and real ice cream.
Re: Top NI Jokes [funny] - [ASSASSINE] - 12-08-2015
(12-08-2015, 04:14 PM)Malong link Wrote: Throw in your laundry.thats the best one
Re: Top NI Jokes [funny] - SaxonCamel - 13-08-2015
Yeah
Re: Top NI Jokes [funny] - [ASSASSINE] - 14-08-2015
Another top one : stag bow is 40 mil.
Re: Top NI Jokes [funny] - Leberkass - 14-08-2015
Stag Bow best xbow
There is only my set of Rupturers in-game.
Re: Top NI Jokes [funny] - [ASSASSINE] - 14-08-2015
at that time, there was only 1 active set of them ingame
Re: Top NI Jokes [funny] - Bobo - 14-08-2015
- Why Ragnar tries hard to drop Wrath?
- His psychiatrist adviced him to...
Edit:
- Why Sharpshooter crossed the road?
- He wanted to upgrade the body armour to Crossed
Edit2:
- Why Ragnar becomes friendly?
- Because Master Yoda told him that anger and agression lead to the dark side.