Poems

[Swaliant]

This thread is dedicated to poems. Haikus, long poems, poems without rhymes are all accepted. I'll start with the poems I haphazardly composed while playing the game. As you can see, most of my poems refer to players, maps, etc. Here is my collection, I'll be adding more from time to time.

The Dagger
Don't be a nagger,
Throw me a dagger.
Place the barrel,
And stop this quarrel.

Great Long Axe
Oh Great Long Axe,
Who the hell is anti-vax?
Faravin pays tax,
Efficient players just relax...

Angar the Ghost
Oh there once was a hero named Angar the Ghost,
Who came riding all the way from a haven with frost!
When a punk asked asked him for his helm's cost,
Angar the Ghost, yes he made the punk roast!

Freddy the Shielder
Good old Freddy,
Came here after Scooby.
Hidden beneath his thick helmet,
The beautiful fair hair like velvet.

Snooki
Inside the citadel lies wraiths spooky,
The one who deserves the loot is Snooki,
Elvo sounds way too Frenchie,
Come here, don't lure them silly!

Swadian Temple
Swadian Temple,
No sign of a maple.
The loot is ample,
Fara ate a staple.

Uranus
Lovely planet Uranus,
And the disgusting anus.
Galaxy's colossus,
Or the mind's hiatus?

Wulfsbane
Who uses Wulfsbane?
Better use my grandpa's cane.
You can't understand my pain,
Living in a city with no bike lane...


This is the only one I composed outside the game so far:
Deployable Shield
The deployable shield,
Not so hard to wield.
Though always taken for granted,
How many Swadians has it protected!