- Deer's Wife was beaten to death by the Captain of the Guard for her crimes.
- Debra was beaten to death by the Captain of the Guard for her crimes.
- An unnamed child was murdered by Josh, son of Rammy and Debra.
- Josh was struck down by Legendary Carpenter, Bradapple.
- Kevin has been found dead.
- Everyone is throwing tantrums.
- Everyone must die.
- Shade has been found dead.
- Brennax, Captain of the Guard has killed Sativa, Sepsis, Sir Mike, Deer's Wife, and Debra so far. More should come if the general populace doesn't do it first.
- Chopdick has given birth to a girl, welcome to this horrid world you unlucky child.
- Saladin follows suit, giving birth to a boy. Ringing in the birthing times during all this turmoil.
- Slayer has been found dead, the LoC family tree will not be happy to hear about the death of both Sativa and Slayer.
- Delion has given birth to a girl.
- An unnamed child has gone insane. He is now berserk.
- Winds, one of the children of Suns, was killed.
- An unnamed Baby was killed.
- Freaky Z was killed.
- Pute was killed.
- Avox was killed.
- Anni, I forget who's, Child has been killed.
- Ejj was killed.
- An unnamed baby was killed.
- Wolf was killed.
- StuSGB was killed.
- Chopdick was killed.
- (https://i.imgur.com/0LuGXa6.png) This is basically what the fortress has become. Everyone stands here horrified by all the death, then one goes berserk and starts killing the others. They they get murdered and it continues.
- InfectedShroom was killed.
- Ramos is fucking spamming my announcements because he can't pick up his child.
- An unnamed baby was killed.
- Xenome was killed.
- An unnamed baby was killed.
- Kip was killed.
- The military is pretty much the only people who aren't upset. Honestly they seem to enjoy the killing. (https://i.imgur.com/UQ9X5st.png) (https://i.imgur.com/cDUJlRR.png)
- Omphorous has been killed.

- Kami was beaten to death by the Captain of the Guard for her crimes.
- Sheathe has been killed.
- Delion has been killed.
- An unnamed baby has been killed.
- Mrs. Spirit has been killed.
- Dom has been killed.
- An unnamed baby has been killed.
- Po has been killed.
- PCK has been slain by the Minotaur
- Soviet has been killed.
- Lady Andmai has been steadily murdering half the fortress (https://i.imgur.com/uboT3gl.png)
- Saladin has been killed.
- Deer's daughter has been killed.
- Suns has been slain by the Minotaur.
- Legendary Carpenter and Artifact "Negativeally" creator, Bradapple has been killed.
- An unnamed child has bled to death.
- Sergeant Q has been killed.
- Sophie was slain while fighting the Minotaur. I could not save her. I am foolish.
- Ramos has been killed.
- Maroon has been killed.
- Sergeant X has been killed.
- There is no one worth saving anymore. All will be convicted of their crimes and beaten to death by Brennax. I will not even save myself any longer.
- Bolteye has been killed.
- Prof Troll has been killed.
- Tristan a child of Lady Andmai and Lord Gazma has been killed.
- Legendary Militia member, Deer has been killed.
- Rammy has been killed.
- Jerre has been killed.
- Mimer has been killed.
- Madjosh has been killed.
- Backfisch has been killed.
- Holy shit Lady Andmai, stop already (https://i.imgur.com/imLzEqH.png).
- DrWhoCares has been killed.
- Tjav has been killed.
- Waters, a child of Suns and Xen, has been killed.
- Bibbi, the daughter of Tjav and Yuri, has been killed.
- An unnamed child has been killed.
- Counselor, Leader of the Military, has slain the Minotaur. Now he has slain both the Werebear and the Minotaur.
- Cryptic has been killed.
- Synario has been killed.
- The Fortress of Fastenedrope has returned to a somewhat functional level of stability after removing the military from the dining hall.
- WheresMyVodka ran into the military room and was promptly axe murdered by Lady Andmai.
- Redhawk was killed. For some reason, by fellow Conscript, Lady Andmai.
- Moose was killed by Counselor for seemingly no reason.
- Lord Gazma was killed by Counselor right after for witnessing the murder? I have no idea.
- YunYun has been stricken by melancholy, aka has gone insane and is considered dead.
- Forgot to mention, for all the goddamn murdering they've done, the military has gained some names of fame. FIRST NAME : LAST NAME : TITLE

--1. Lady Andmai : Stockadesubmerged : the Cyclopean Length.
--2. Brennax : Steppecloistered : the Calamity of Honoring
--3. Counselor : Moonmountains :
--4. Hovac : Theaterclears : the Spread Circle of Phantoms

- Mobboss has been stricken by melancholy, aka has gone insane and is considered dead.
- Midren has been killed by Hovac (for his crimes).
- Clickseverywhere has been beaten into a coma by Hovac for his crimes.
- Babies crawl around the fortress, parentless, siblingless, unloved and uncared for. Children lay beaten into unconsciousness on the floors of this horrid place.
- So it turns out that this child, Bob, son of Yuri and Tjav, is actually quite the little murderbastard. He is three years old and has killed one boar, Assassine, Trent, and NoName.
- Lady Andmai has named her Copper Battle Axe, The Brave Sewers.
- Bob just smashed a stone bridge with his bare fucking hands.
- Tarrod has been taken by the strange mood. He is stalking and brooding. This is bad. Also he's wounded incredibly, and is now crawling from his hospital bed. Whew, luckily, this is a macabre mood and not a fell mood otherwise he would murder a dwarf and turn their body into some sort of artifact.
- Madman has been found dead.
- Daniel, son of Sergeant Q and Sergeant X has gone berserk.
- Leberkas has been killed by Daniel.
- Bob got pissed, ran in there, and murdered Daniel, then ran off.