The Followers of Worm

[Hypernoma]

Name wigster_shieldbash

kills: 375

Friend of birdtalon.

Welcome to the Followers. You are now the house lackey. Please read through the previous pages of posts to find out how not to serve my cake. Please let it be known that your acceptance is only down to the fact that Mr G is bloody useless at serving cake.

i would prepare for one of two things: 1. acceptance due to being a friend of Bird 2. a degrading and hysterical response from Hyper

btw yes Hyper i think youre right though i am debating a different house(even though im in PK lol) because i know people there and am friend of the captain and some members but why didnt you give me a funny response? it makes me feel like we werent friends before you were even a dev :'( :'( :'(

I apologise, Eragon. I shall therefore play upon stereotypes; your application is refused on the grounds of your nationality. I fear for the longevity of my cakes. Science has proven that being American results in various compulsive eating disorders and this simply WILL NOT DO! My cakes!! In addition, I fear that the Followers live in humble (lol) accommodation and that an American fat ass being stuck in the door out to the altar will result in our blood sacrifices to the Almighty Worm being a little behind schedule. This will in turn anger our German friends as things will not be running exactly to schedule.