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[Pandabomber]

Nord Village Idiot

• Spiked Staff/Wooden weapons
  
• Stones/Weak Throwing Knives or Darts
  
• Silliest hat you can find
  
• Silliest body armor you can find
  
• Silly looking boots
  
• Normal Mode
  

- A token village idiot back from the Nord homelands. Or maybe it's a village idiot from one of the recently conquered Swadian villages. Either way, nobody is going to miss them. (A stronger version of the Levy Militias with their wooden swords, these would slowly replace them in Nomal mode in the later waves or stand beside them as a stronger companion, think of it as the next level after Conscript or Town Watch.)

Nord Drunk

• Nord Short Sword/ Battle Axe
  
• Stones/Darts
  
• Tunic with Vest or Ragged Outfit
  
• Nomad Boots or Hunter Boots
  

-These morons stumbled out of the tavern the Nords had taken in Suno and decided to rejoin the army in the rags they normally wear during peacetime. Their blood alcohol level is fatal, yet they are still in tip-top shape and ready to kick ass. Makes you wonder how they are when they're sober. (They can either be ridiculously strong berserkers on hard mode or a weak companion/augmentation to the masses of Prisoners and Peasants you face throughout the waves on normal mode, latter would probably be more appropriate.)