Co-Writing a Book

[Deerpig]

I'm not sure if this truly belongs in 'Literature', but a buddy and I decided we were going to start co-writing a book together, and both got onto a joint word processor. We achieved literally nothing, but did end up with a rather interesting series of, well, words. 

There's no point trying to figure out who said what, seeing as we both just wrote willy-nilly wherever we saw fit. Don't fear for your mental wellbeing if you don't understand it, fear for ours.

Series of Words

What target audience were you planning on, targeting?
Not adult
Not little kids
Not infants
Not elders
Not Humans nor fish
I would not read a book for fish. It would probably be terrible.
It would read: Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming until a shark eats you alive, or you get caught in a plastic can-holder-thing-that-you-see-in-movies and then a shark eats you alive and chokes to death on the plastic thing and the company that dropped it in the ocean(who said we were salt water fish? I always prefered river fish, like the Loch Ness Monster) is not held accountable and global warming goes everywhere and it's pretty bad and then our entire species dies off because of it and stop writing in the middle of my sentence that is incredibly rude this is not working out.

What a beautiful paragraph
My dog read it, and he said he'd rather read a book for fish. Wow/ That hurt.
What if a cow walked into your room, glanced at this writing, laughed, and then left. Like through your window.  
I would publish this writing as cowmedy, and make money selling it to cows everywhere.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAcoughchokegagdead

You know, this is already a much higher word count than I've written of my actual book
No I don't know. Stop making assumptions about me
Wow, you must be in a bad mood. And yes, I did steal your period, and use it at the end of my sentence. DEAL WITH IT
I will.
Copycat.  
Copycat.  
Don't copy this, or your entire family will be happy.
Don't copy this, or your entire family will be happy.
We should be writing in different colors so we can tell who said what.
We don't always do what we should, do we? Like I should get off right now. And I AM. RIGHT NOW plot twist darth vader is luke skywalker's father-in-law's second cousin 667 times removed
Gud
ded
I don't think I should answer that, but no, we don't.