05-08-2013, 11:38 AM
Often, during my dayly slaughter of nord rabble, I get a sudden urge to take a short break. The problem is when I try to relax I hit complications, as my knees are stiff as planks. I either fall backwards and am unable to get up, what with the stiffness, or I fall forwards off cliffs and ledges causing serious injury. Please unlock my knees!