I want to kill my mailman. Enough said.

[Renji]

Why do I start this topic? Because my mailman is a half-witted buffoon who doesn't even UNDERSTAND what time is LATE and the STUPIDITY of what he's doing. First off, I've gone and ordered myself a KWA KMP9 (Airsoft Gun... as I love the sport...) and all is well until the post office f^cks you over. So I chose 2-3 day shipping on Saturday, The mail is delivered roughly at 6pm for me and I've been waiting a few days after my store ships me the gun. Now the mail comes at 6pm and all the days I haven't seen it, so I check my mailbox and what do you know! The f^cker leaves me a pink slip saying I never signed for my package! Well, it isn't 6 you dumbass, so why??? You say I never signed for it when you never even tried bringing it to me! Yet you have the gall to NOT even bring me the package! My mailman doesn't notify me of my package or that my mail's arrived and he wants me to sign for it. In short, my mailman f^cked me over by not being on schedule and keeping my package in his car and overall being a lazy fatass. God I hate my post office and the idiots working there, Hold onto my gun for 5+ days and keep it in your car for 3+ days... I'm surprised he hasn't lost his job.

PS. This mailman has had his job for 12+ months, I think the post office will get a letter with VERY colorful language and I think I'll make the mail order address up their ass.

<3 Renji for your shitty mail services. USPS ftw  >