Giving away all my stuff

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I have no idea who you are. I've probably never even played with you before. Why do I deserve all your stuff? I very much doubt that I do! But give it to me anyway because I can always be richer.

1. White Transitional Armor? I'll need that. I've got blue trans but I need a color for every season.
   

    b. Frostfang: This is a must have. I already own a dreaded war pick but who cares?! More one-handers for me! (My character has two hands!)

    III. Defender gauntlets. They'll probably look pretty good with the Valsgarde.

• 2.6 million gold - That would increase my current gold by approximately 50%. Fifty whole percent! Can you imagine? My numbers plus your numbers? Amazing. It's enough to make me foam at the mouth.
  

I think I've made a pretty strong case for why I need all your wealth. I anticipate your positive reply. Send me your details and I will receive your items happily. Thank you very much (for your items).

Yours truly,
ClickEverywhere