Disciples of Renji [Open To Recruitment]

[Renji]

Well, my captain left. My house is apparently not serious and all I do is derp around. Now then, who wants captain rank? Don't be shy, apply (rhymes). Captain gets to run house for me while I do what Sinister does. If you're wondering... a lot of stuff that I won't be proud of when I think back... Anyways, advert, advert, advert, join Blessed Peacekeepers, go ON, join SK, and CC is awesome because of Tjav's name and the fact they have Takeo.

#rant
Info Regarding Me or What's on My Mind:

YunYun = Sexual Harassment Panda on TS. Yvain = Yunyun on TS, Renji = YunYun on TS. Trust me, we have a code. If you go into the Vanguard TS... say, "Renji is not a post-it." Yvain or YunYun will understand.

For some reason Pandabomber thinks I'm high when I'm speaking. Is this true? Why didn't you all tell me before ;-; .

I'm hoping Denesar and Zam will join my house... Also hope MP3 will help me on it if he ever decides to come back and leave EITRI.

I need a helmet for my Halberdier.

Skyrim is a lot better when you put in boobs.

Fallout 2 is impossible when you lose the damn radio. DON'T LOSE THE DAMN RADIO.

I need a GF... Mike suggested getting a country girl, any arguments? Lets talk about girls on this thread. That would be nice instead of being all serious all the time.

I can play 5 finger fillet with 4 fingers. Weird huh? It's not called the damn "Knife Game". It has a professional name...

etc. etc. etc.

Post below on what you believe the perfect girl in your mind is, looks included. Keep in mind that you can also post below for applications for captain and such. I have too much time. Help Me.