19-04-2012, 12:02 AM
1 - There are a French guy, a British guy and an American on a sinking ship. The British screams "Save the women first", the American says "F*ck the women!" and the French guy asks "Do we have the time?"
2 - My brother came to me the other day and asked me
- Hey man, if I slept with your wife, would we still be brothers ?
- No
- Then we'd be enemies ?
- No
- Then what would we be ?
- Even
2 - My brother came to me the other day and asked me
- Hey man, if I slept with your wife, would we still be brothers ?
- No
- Then we'd be enemies ?
- No
- Then what would we be ?
- Even