*Requesting Help* i got a very disturbing voice message from some nord ;_;

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Its easy for you all...he won't rape you with his beard... :'( *halp*

I have an imaginary friend which happens to be a nord huscarl. I spend a lot of time daydreaming of our little world together. Sometimes I might be riding behind him on his horse, other times we may be exploring the forests or something I don't know. Usually at night until I fall asleep I imagine that the two of us are in a cave on a cold night curled up together snuggled around a warm toasty fire.
It's so childish, stupid, and weird, but honestly if my imagination is vivid enough during a given session, it makes me really happy and I feel at peace.
Writing is a nice outlet but not enough. I can't really lucid dream either. But hopefully in the future, I will be able to visit the world in my head through virtual reality technology and spend time actually physically being there.

So yeah there are more concerning things in life than being raped by a nord beard.
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please tell me this is a joke