(09-09-2016, 09:27 AM)DragonFire1 Wrote: Winter: Why doesn't the sun have to go to college?
Winter: Because it already has 28 million degrees
Did you hear about Grandfather Protein?
He was aminold man.
Why do photographers sometimes stuff leaves in their cameras?
For photosynthesis.
Anyone ever hear Nobelhawk say "four?" It sounds just like he is saying "Thor." I have yet to come up with a decent punchline for this.
How do you milk a sheep?
Apple accessories. - Stolen from Xen, master of sheep related things
Boots are really just shields for your feet, no?
What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. (For anyone having problems with this one, say it out loud). - From the internet, ages ago