Rise from the Ashes

[Aslan]

Beat the game on NG++

Spoiler

Props
Aslan, Tyler: for all the event invites
Berkayss: all the kiting runs
CN community: letting me get kills even when I didn't ask
Corsair: making mice that can withstand the force of being slammed against my desk (so far)
DOR: for the joint events
Eligent: for quitting the mod
Jesse: helping me swap models
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Winter: creating this troll really fun quest that has now been completed 9 (?) times

Slops
Burrito: for discriminating against my quest progress, not understanding the definition of a strawman
CN_Ragnarok server: for not crediting me an Odin kill for some reason
Eligent: for having a shop value that's less than what I make in an hour or two at work
Kitty: needing the explanation that if you don't shoot Odin, you won't risk getting the killing hit
Logitech: making flimsy mice that break when I slam them against my desk
Ronelite: giving into your lizard brain
Soviet: for minimally helping despite having a personal stake
Winter: setting the reward to only 5 million gold and 5 phoenix feathers

assorted public server people

If you stress the importance of a community (ahem Burrito), while having no realistic chance of finishing this quest, and then actively hinder people that have a good chance of finishing it, you're a hypocrite.

congratulations!