I've heard about sore throat, but this is just ridiculous.
OR
I can survive meat cleavers through the neck. If that isn't natural selection, I don't know what is.
OR
On the bright side, I can show people cleavage now.
Can't decide which is the better caption.
EDIT: Last one seems to be the general response from my friends on Steam. They say it was clever of me.
Cleaver, one might say. Dohohoho! /pun city
OR
I can survive meat cleavers through the neck. If that isn't natural selection, I don't know what is.
OR
On the bright side, I can show people cleavage now.
Can't decide which is the better caption.

EDIT: Last one seems to be the general response from my friends on Steam. They say it was clever of me.
Cleaver, one might say. Dohohoho! /pun city
The above post is Dicey.