"Google Roulette" is what my friend calls it

[Talgion Cheeseliker]

"My Mistress" by Jonathan Palachuk (which would happen to be my real name)

Original

My Mistress is with me.

Whether I crave Her or scorn Her, She is with me. And though she is My Mistress, is She also my master? Or am I Hers?

Nevertheless, She is with me.

In my darkest hours, She is soothing, my beacon of light. And yet, even as She is more soothing to me than that of the strongest balm, She is also fierce. She is my guiding hand, for without Her piercing sight could I not see through the façade of my fellow man and spot the seed of evil sprouting in his very soul.

But these are no longer men, but the servants of the Light-Bearer himself, born from the fires of his Inferno. And thus, with Her strength and Her guidance, does my hand bring swift judgment.

But there are those that scorn our work. “Innocence” they claim. “Evidence” they demand. I pity them. For the voice of My Mistress has not reached their ears, and they are denied Her sight.

They wish to separate us, to remove Her. But ever is She with me. Feet of thick brick and iron cannot detain her. And the lies of one who truly is raving cannot shut out Her voice. For She is with me. She is my guidance, and She shall lead me through this trial. For She is with me.

And our work is not yet finished.

Outcome

My wife is with me.

I asked for, or should I brush him, he was with me. And my wife and my boss? Or listen to me?

He was with me.

I was dark, you have to rest my lighthouse. Still, the most powerful chain of resorts, it is difficult. With my hard drive, the other eye at the top of my piercing, and his spirit could not see through the evil seed germination.

Communications them, gold was born in the flames of hell - but for many people, but there are officers. Why are strength and guidance, my hand, there is no quick fix.

But our work is that turrum. "Better is the world's books." Proof of their claims. "I'm sorry. Lady voice came to my attention, and I do not discount them.

Let us remove the hair. But he was with me. I can not stop in brick and steel thickness. Indeed, in the immediate vicinity of the sound, can not be initiated in Mr. Nobody. I was not. Was my attitude, and I want to guide you through the process. I was not.


Gure ETA-EZ-LAN, oraindik amaitu since.



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