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(09-09-2016, 10:07 AM)Autumn Wrote: What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. (For anyone having problems with this one, say it out loud). - From the internet, ages ago
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
The pickpocket snatches watches.
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New year, new pun
"How often do you make jokes about chemistry? Periodically"
"The grinder helmet is alot like donald trump. We didnt like it to begin with and now its in charge of everything"
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If I heat up my solid state drive into a gaseous state, does that enable cloud computing?
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Well if it starts to rain you should close your Windows.
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(11-10-2017, 01:06 AM)DragonFire1 Wrote: Well if it starts to rain you should close your Windows.
People say I don't get out enough, but I find myself to be a bit of a Windows Explorer
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I started hanging old Iphones in a tree in my garden. I finally have an Apple tree.
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Why does Element like the alphabet so much?
Because El Em Ent O P
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That one wins the price of the month
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15-11-2017, 12:32 AM
(This post was last modified: 15-11-2017, 12:32 AM by DragonFire1.)
So i found this with the url saying "nordinvasion in a nutshell"
https://img.memecdn.com/mount-and-blade-...436755.jpg
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