My long way to level 52! (the irony version)

[xBlackfieldx]

This is gonne be a small guide of choosing your class and how to train each class the best:
((Warning: This may be a little bit rude but it is my experience so far in the game))

Tier 0 - Starting put with nothing:
If you start the game and join a server for the first time you will recieve a blue message in the chat telling you how to register and giving you a code. Write it down and register yourself so you got acces to your account.
But since moste players reading this part will be the ones starting a second caracter I´ll not explain this anymore.
Since everyone is staring out with this "class" there is no real choise of choosing a class now.
The best way to level in this state is to stay away from empty servers and try to get on full ones. If you manage to get on a server with many players you will see a dozen of players in crazy armor and with wepons you most likly have never seen before. The first thing to do is run around and collect every single item you can find and then run behind everyone else and hide in the corner! Dont listen to everything in the chat and if someone is blocking a singly enemy run there and kill this enemy! Your teammate must be in danger there!
The most important step is to NEVER listen to you teammates because you got 5 hours of experience in the singlyplayer and everyone else dont know what they are doing!
So just wait in the corner and try to mess up everything you can until you can buy youself to the next Tier with your truly earned assist-xp.

[xBlackfieldx]

Archer:
How do you know Archer is the right class for you? It´s easy! Do you like staying in the back and letting the others fight? Do you like to be the most used class in the game? Do you like trying to steal to boss of a dungeon and leave your team to die? Archer is the right class for you!

The negativ point about beeing an archer:
-Your armor isn´t the best but it still works

The positive points about beeing an archer:
-you dont need any form of team
-you are totaly overpowerd
-you have a million legendary items to use
-you get most of the kills on the server and are anoying to everyone else


How to progess to the max level of an Archer:
Tier 1:
Do the same as Tier 0 because the only thing that will change is your armor.
Tier 2:
Do the same as Tier 1 because you will not see a difference
Tier 3:
You can finaly aim and kill stuff but you are still not able to fight your own fight.
Tier 4:
You just got overowerd and can now play on your own without caring about you teamw
Tier 5:
You kind of reached Level 52 if you end up here.

[xBlackfieldx]

Infantry:

How do you know Infantry is the right class for you? It´s easy! Do you like beeing a pile of metal? Do you like to stand around while you team kills everything? Do you have the ability to stay still as long as there are enemys on the field? Infantry is the right class for you!

The negativ point about beeing an archer:
-you will not get to many kills as the game progresses

The positive points about beeing an archer:
-you are overpowerd from Tier 1
-you can kill most of the enemys in one hit with Tier 1 allready
-you dont need any skill
-you will only die if you hole team is retarted


How to progess to the max level of Infantry:
Tier 1:
You now do damage grab a Sword and shield from the marked and go and and kill evevry peasent you see
Tier 2:
Grap a good shield and stay around so your Teammates kill everything of and you get more assist-xp
Tier 3:
Same as Tier 2.
Tier 4:
Same as Tier 3
Tier 5:
You kind of reached Level 52 if you end up here.

[xBlackfieldx]

Skrimischer:
How do you know Skrimischer is the right class for you? It´s easy! Do you like fighting on your own even if you have a team? Do you like get you spot taken away by some random level 2 idiot? Do you like running around all day and throwing everthin you find at a poor peasent? Skrimischer is the right class for you!

The negativ point about beeing an Skrimischer:
-you W-key might get stuck because of runnign arround to much

The positive points about beeing an Skrimischer:
-you dont need any form of team
-you level as fast as paying money in other games
-you do not need to worry about legendary items
-you can see your hole team rage because of you not sharing any xp


How to progess to the max level of an Skrimischer:
Tier 1:
Do the same as Tier 0 because you will most likly not see a difference
Tier 2:
You can now kill a lot of enemys in one hit, at least if they dont pile up on you like crazy
Tier 3:
Just Stand behind someone with a shield and slash away!
Tier 4:
Run around on any hardmode-server and try to kill everyone with throwing spears
Tier 5:
You kind of reached Level 52 if you end up here.

[xBlackfieldx]

Crossbowman:
How do you know Crossbowman is the right class for you? It´s easy! Do you like staying in the back and letting the others fight? Do you like to have a hard time until you get a legendary weapon? Do you like not having to aim at all? Crossbowman is the right class for you!

The negativ point about beeing an Crossbowman:
-you might get bored after some time....

The positive points about beeing an Crossbowman:
-You have a lot of time to think about your life
-You can ignore your team and not bring any supportitem at all + you have an excuse
-if you ever reach a few million gold you might get an awsome weapon
-You dont need to aim to much


How to progess to the max level of an Crossbowman:
Tier 1:
You can kill everthing without a shield
Tier 2:
Do the same as Tier 1 because you will not see a difference!
Tier 3:
You can now kill emenys with shield, just shoot at there shield and they will be pierced just so you have more time to not aim!
.Tier 4:
Kind of the same as Tier 3. The onyl difference is the ability to kill more enemys in one hit then before
Tier 5:
You kind of reached Level 52 if you end up here.

[SaxonCamel]

The most important step is to NEVER listen to you teammates because you got 5 hours of experience in the singlyplayer and everyone else dont know what they are doing!

You shouldn't discourage people from using their intuition and initiative.

you will only die if you hole team is retarted

Heavens above...the irony, it burns.

[Maroon]

Wow, this is either bad satire/trolling, or an absolutely terrible guide. Sorry, but I have no other ways to put it to words.
Not to mention the English... the English!

[Suns]

Just had a good laugh about this.

[Ramos_Caoliki]

This satire is amazing

[xBlackfieldx]

AT least some people get the joke behind it^^ Yes my english is bad but it´s not realy a language i´m used to speak. I just wrote this to give some people an idea what is wrong with some players