Absolute Crap

[Deerpig]

It may be absolute crap, but it's MY absolute crap. But it could be YOUR absolute crap for the right price!

Disclaimer: The following items may or may not be actual crap. [size=1]I'm lying, it's all crap.

Meat Shield(Commando)

Swadian Heavy Lamellar Armor
Steel Sword
Frying Pan
[color=teal]Pigface Klappvisor
[color=blue]Aegis Shield

Mentally Limited Archer(Pikemen)

[font=comic sans ms]Craftable Throwing Spears[color=green]
Pikeman's Plated Vest over Mail
Ornate Hourglass Gauntlets
German Poleaxe
Frying Pan

Mentally Advanced Pikeman(Archer)

[color=teal]Bear Armor
Bear Boots
Bear Gauntlets
Open Trooper Helmet
Frying Pan

Head Targeting Sorceror(Crossbowman)

[color=green]Heavy Kettle Hat
Emblemed Crossbowman's Mail
Scratched Yellow Miniature Arrows
Frying Pan

Crap That Helps More Than Players(Support Items)

[color=navy]Short Heavy Barricade
[color=green]Barricade
Small Ammo Crate
Simple Medic Box

Stuff that you sell right before you realize that you needed it(Materials)

209 x Basic Leather
29 x Rough Cloth
178 x Basic Wood
2 x Scrap Metal
14 x Bone Shard
17 x Bone Powder
1 x Steel
3 x Black Steel
6 x Mystic Charm
9 x Twisted String
232 x Worm Root
368 x Hydra Leaf
93 x Spurn Berry
74 x Nem Flower
64 x Antiseptic Cloth
4 x Mixed Glue
30 x Heavy Cloth
3 x Hardened Metal
60 x Sturdy Wood
10 x Quality Charcoal
108 x Wolf Teeth Necklace
123 x Flemish String
10 x Normal Candle
11 x Needle
1 x Raven Feather
109 x Chain
1 x Chain Links
[color=maroon][size=1]screw colors, I'm too lazy.

[bluzark]

you should be shot for using Comic Sans, just saying  ;D

[Emir]

Very creative hehe

[Simpleton]

Best shop ever 8)

[Deerpig]

Crapdated

[Faultyr]

Crapdated

Best update name ever ;D

[ChuckyD]

200k for the bear armor?

[Deerpig]

200k for the bear armor?

Deal.