NI parody songs

[Malong]

Idea inspired from some off topic posts in another thread.

To the tune of "Shake it off" by Taylor Swift:

kiters gonna kite, kite, kite, kite, kite
caders gonna cade, cade, cade, cade, cade
i just wanna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
shake it off

and the bridge of that song:
Hey hey hey,
Just think while you've been getting down and out about the kite nerfs and the dirty, dirty maps of the mod, you could have been getting down to this sick beat:
My ex-map had its kite path blocked
It's like "oh, my god" but I'm just gonna cade
And to the fella over there with the hella good gear
Won't you come on over, baby? We can cade, cade, cade.

[BlackSniper]

After listening and "singing" it, You made my day ^^

[Bobo]

So I will move my one from that other thread, too:

Ha ha ha ha....
Malong in lead IMHO.
Anyone else feels Shake it Shake it Shakespeare?
Btw :

Had Shakespeare got himself Snake Spear crafted
with the mats that he got when he kited?
He threw Pilums and ran and Nords trembled
now he's got bow and snipes them while caded

[Deer]

I run away too late
and i ain't gotta cade
That's what people say
That's what people say
The server ran away
But I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say
That's what people say
But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I'm glitch/abusin'
In my mind, saying it's gonna be alright

I never miss a beat
I'm lighting on my feet
And that's what they don't see
That's what they don't see
I'm kitin' on my own
I make the moves as I go
And that's what they don't know
That's what they don't know
But I keep cruising
Can't stop nords from movin'
It's like I got bots stupid
In my mind, saying it's gonna be alright

[Deer]

i didn't change a lot, and i did a bad job... but someone had to finish the whole song

[Deer]

i got one for malong to finish.

he was a cader-boi, she said see you later boi
his gear wasn't good enough for her
he had an iron mace, just taking up server space
he wanted to be carried to thor

[[LK]Raven]

I run away too late
and i ain't gotta cade
That's what people say
That's what people say
The server ran away
But I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say
That's what people say
But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I glitch/abusin'
In my mind, saying it's gonna be alright

I never miss a beat
I'm lighting up my feet
And that's what they don't see
That's what they don't see
I'm kitin' on my own
I make the moves as I go
And that's what they don't know
That's what they don't know
But I keep cruising
Can't stop nords from movin'
It's like I got bots stupid
In my mind, saying it's gonna be alright

i got one for malong to finish.

he was a cader-boi, she said see you later boi
his gear wasn't good enough for her
he had an iron mace, just taking up server space
he wanted to be carried to thor

Lyrical genius.