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(02-06-2016, 04:56 AM)DragonFire1 Wrote: A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?" Did you really......?
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(13-06-2016, 07:23 AM)Lirania Wrote: (02-06-2016, 04:56 AM)DragonFire1 Wrote: A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?" Did you really......?
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(13-06-2016, 07:39 AM)DragonFire1 Wrote: (13-06-2016, 07:23 AM)Lirania Wrote: (02-06-2016, 04:56 AM)DragonFire1 Wrote: A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?" Did you really......?
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You should! I managed to forget that song.....now i have to go back into therapy....
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack 
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
And just one thing to think about: Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Winter: Why doesn't the sun have to go to college?
Winter: Because it already has 28 million degrees 
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(09-09-2016, 09:27 AM)DragonFire1 Wrote: Winter: Why doesn't the sun have to go to college?
Winter: Because it already has 28 million degrees
Did you hear about Grandfather Protein?
He was aminold man.
Why do photographers sometimes stuff leaves in their cameras?
For photosynthesis.
Anyone ever hear Nobelhawk say "four?" It sounds just like he is saying "Thor." I have yet to come up with a decent punchline for this.
How do you milk a sheep?
Apple accessories. - Stolen from Xen, master of sheep related things
Boots are really just shields for your feet, no?
What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. (For anyone having problems with this one, say it out loud). - From the internet, ages ago
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(09-09-2016, 10:07 AM)Autumn Wrote: How do you milk a sheep?
Apple accessories. - Stolen from Xen, master of sheep related things
Woah my math teacher is a master of sheep things, is Xen my teacher :O
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