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"Google Roulette" is what my friend calls it
#1
Ok, not REALLY a game, but it's pretty damn funny and entertaining. What you do is take a sentence, any sentence, and go to www.google.com/translate and put it in there from english to any language, and keep switching the languages 10+ times. After that, post the origional and the after-effect here, so we can all laugh at it. NOTE!: it works best with long sentences, and is funniest when a paragraph is used.
Using the above paragraph:

Well, no game, not the brightness of the United Nations also happy. What is the sister of the GIA, and related links What times 1/10 Angles give any of the languages ​​and the language itself will give you a no English English English English English English English. Controversy for a place in the First Place, nn all laughed. NOTE: THIS IS A longer and more interesting than can be serviced if necessary.

As you can see, it is a total brain F***.
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#2
Sure, I'll play. Here goes:

"Your time here. Police work was a private park, and the number of participants of the game Glitching the previous two albums. As the parties and a lot of free time to spend working with national authorities, and forgive the offensive player of the match. This is not your lifestyle affect the community Glitching the game. Here the left part of the state, but it did not work forever, and suffer pain."

From the message:

"The development team have unfortunately had a large amount of their time occupied with policing private servers and dealing with an extraordinary amount of players exploiting and glitching the game, as our two previous notices have stated. The development team spend a huge amount of their free time working on NI and it is disheartening to see players abusing the game in such a manner. The Team cannot and will not detract from their professional lives to police a section of the community that insist on glitching the game. A portion of the community has left no recourse for the Team but to pursue this course of action and the Team will not be swayed from this course of action."




No idea what happened Tongue
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#3
Lol LETS KEEP THIS GOING! come on peeps, anyone who reads this is "legaly" obligated to play.
"legaly" meaning, not LEGALLY, but legaly.
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#4
As a french, i play this game everyday, trying to make english sentence that makes sense  Big Grin
[URL=http://"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2W4FsDVKMY"]"Tu vois, le monde se divise en deux catégories, ceux qui ont un pistolet chargé et ceux qui creusent. Toi tu creuse. "[/URL]
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#5
just for the lulz

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

lyrics of horse with no name

now I translate in French and, without addind anything else i'll translate in English

I have been through the desert on a horse with no name
I felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
Because there is no such thing as to give you no pain

not so bad, but then what happen if I translate the original in French to other cool language???


I am a desert with a horse: no name
Rain is a good habit to acquire
I remember your name in the desert
Since no damage to them

I wonder what happen here...

original :
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain


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hum.. any chess player?
hook me up on chess.com : my nickname is LeIsatis!
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#6
Damn you, now I just have to listen to that aweful song again :F

Quote:I am a desert with a horse: no name
Rain is a good habit to acquire
I remember your name in the desert
Since no damage to them

This could be a pretty awesome new song Tongue
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#7
"Eldorado" by Edgar Allan Poe

Original


Gaily bedight,
A gallant knight,
In sunshine and in shadow,
Had journeyed long,
Singing a song,
In search of Eldorado.

But he grew old-
This knight so bold-
And o'er his heart a shadow
Fell as he found
No spot of ground
That looked like Eldorado.

And, as his strength
Failed him at length,
He met a pilgrim shadow-
"Shadow," said he,
"Where can it be-
This land of Eldorado?"

"Over the Mountains
Of the Moon,
Down the Valley of the Shadow,
Ride, boldly ride,"
The shade replied, -
"If you seek for Eldorado."

Outcome

Decorate cheerful
Valiant knight,
Light and shadow of the sun,
He traveled widely
Sing a song,
In search of El Dorado.

However, years
This gentleman and brave
And on the shadow of your heart
He is reduced to I, was found
No country is
Looked like Eldorado.

And, as a power source
The lack of a long time,
I met a pilgrim shadow
He said that "the shadow"
BE-wherever I can. "
This land of Eldorado? "

On the mountain "
Monday,
In the valley of the shadow below,
Ride, boldly "ride
The shadow is the answer -
Can you please search for El Dorado. "
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#8
The Charge of the Light Brigade by Alfred Tennyson

Original:

Half a league half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred:
'Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns' he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

'Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd ?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do & die,
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd & thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack & Russian
Reel'd from the sabre-stroke,
Shatter'd & sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse & hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wonder'd.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!

After:


Half a million 500,000
      Half a million ahead of
      All in the valley of death
      Colorado 600:
      "Forward, the Light Brigade!
      Put a gun, "he said,
      In the Valley of Death
      600th red

      "Forward, the Light Brigade!"
      Was there a man dismay'd?
      Not tho 'the soldier knew
      Some blunder'd:
      You did not answer
      not too
      You do, and die;
      In the Valley of Death
      600th red

      Cannon to right of him,
      Cannon to the left
      Cannon for them
      Volley'd thunder'd and;
      Storm'd with grenades and bullets,
      Brave has gone well,
      In the jaws of death,
      In the Mouth of Hell
      600th red

      All their sabers bare flash'd,
      Flash'd change in the air
      Sabring the gunners there,
      The attack on the army, while
      All the world wonder'd:
    Throw battery fumes
      Right Thro 'the line they broke;
      Cossack and Russian
      Reel'd from the saber stroke
      Shatter'd & sunder'd.
      Decreased, but not
      It is the 600th

      Cannon to right of him,
      Cannon to the left
      Cannon behind them
      Volley'd thunder'd and;
      Storm'd with grenades and bullets,
      While the horse and all fell
      Those who fought so well
      Coming Thro 'the jaws of death,
      Back from the mouth of hell
      All that was left of them,
      Links to 600

      When can their glory gone?
      The wild charge they made!
      All the world wonder'd.
      Honor them demand made​​!
      Honour the Light Brigade,
      Noble 600!

Wut?
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and watch the world wonder.
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#9
"My Mistress" by Jonathan Palachuk (which would happen to be my real name)

Original

My Mistress is with me.

Whether I crave Her or scorn Her, She is with me. And though she is My Mistress, is She also my master? Or am I Hers?

Nevertheless, She is with me.

In my darkest hours, She is soothing, my beacon of light. And yet, even as She is more soothing to me than that of the strongest balm, She is also fierce. She is my guiding hand, for without Her piercing sight could I not see through the façade of my fellow man and spot the seed of evil sprouting in his very soul.

But these are no longer men, but the servants of the Light-Bearer himself, born from the fires of his Inferno. And thus, with Her strength and Her guidance, does my hand bring swift judgment.

But there are those that scorn our work. “Innocence” they claim. “Evidence” they demand. I pity them. For the voice of My Mistress has not reached their ears, and they are denied Her sight.

They wish to separate us, to remove Her. But ever is She with me. Feet of thick brick and iron cannot detain her. And the lies of one who truly is raving cannot shut out Her voice. For She is with me. She is my guidance, and She shall lead me through this trial. For She is with me.

And our work is not yet finished.

Outcome

My wife is with me.

I asked for, or should I brush him, he was with me. And my wife and my boss? Or listen to me?

He was with me.

I was dark, you have to rest my lighthouse. Still, the most powerful chain of resorts, it is difficult. With my hard drive, the other eye at the top of my piercing, and his spirit could not see through the evil seed germination.

Communications them, gold was born in the flames of hell - but for many people, but there are officers. Why are strength and guidance, my hand, there is no quick fix.

But our work is that turrum. "Better is the world's books." Proof of their claims. "I'm sorry. Lady voice came to my attention, and I do not discount them.

Let us remove the hair. But he was with me. I can not stop in brick and steel thickness. Indeed, in the immediate vicinity of the sound, can not be initiated in Mr. Nobody. I was not. Was my attitude, and I want to guide you through the process. I was not.


Gure ETA-EZ-LAN, oraindik amaitu since.



^Um... right...
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#10
Original:
    The dog jumped over the moon, and ate a spoon, and baboon. The baboon ate a mouse, which ate a house, which killed the mouse (due to bloating of the mouses stomach) and caused a bit of greif among the mouse family, who was inside the house that the mouse ate. The mouse was inside the baboon, the baboon inside of a dog, over the moon, with a spoon.
After:
    The dogs jump the moon, spoon, eat, eat, eat in home babun.Babun mouse, kill mice, a symbol of the mouse bladder), the mice jedla.Myš baboons baboon dog month, family Gravesnorvegicus a small spoon.

Now... since the original paragraph didn't make much sense in the first place, that is a cause for the translated one to be all the more ridiculous.
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