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What do NI games and a child's innocence have in common?
They both get wiped at around 14.
How do you get 17 virgins in a room together?
Shout "King's Castleyard on Rag EU1"
How many NI players does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None, you're not allowed to stack barricades.
Why did Liverpool FC get relegated?
Because the red shirts didn't know how to save.
There once was a rather strange mammal,
Who went by the name of Saxon Camel,
With the Fire & Sword,
He killed all the Nords,
And burned down his own TeamSpeak Channel.
Keeping to the NI Faith:
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12-08-2015, 02:57 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-08-2015, 05:24 PM by Winter.)
give yourself some more credit
Saxon Camel: What do you call an NI dev unable to pleasure themselves?
A Handy retreat
Saxon Camel: an NI and an NW player walk into a bar
Saxon Camel: the NW player orders a round
Saxon Camel: the Ni player doesnt do anything
Saxon Camel: NW player asks why
Saxon Camel: "save"
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You can imagine the setups, here are some punchlines:
Throw in your laundry.
Protein shakes.
Because he uses the finest ingredients, and real ice cream.
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(12-08-2015, 04:14 PM)Malong link Wrote: Throw in your laundry.
thats the best one
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Yeah
There once was a rather strange mammal,
Who went by the name of Saxon Camel,
With the Fire & Sword,
He killed all the Nords,
And burned down his own TeamSpeak Channel.
Keeping to the NI Faith:
[spoiler][img=241x200]http://i.gyazo.com/ed04d6c623c775ea761d298a2f72c6de
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Another top one : stag bow is 40 mil.
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Stag Bow best xbow
There is only my set of Rupturers in-game.
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"What do you call the german Secret Service? - SS" - not telling
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at that time, there was only 1 active set of them ingame
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14-08-2015, 11:23 AM
(This post was last modified: 16-08-2015, 04:33 PM by Bobo.)
- Why Ragnar tries hard to drop Wrath?
- His psychiatrist adviced him to...
Edit:
- Why Sharpshooter crossed the road?
- He wanted to upgrade the body armour to Crossed
Edit2:
- Why Ragnar becomes friendly?
- Because Master Yoda told him that anger and agression lead to the dark side.
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