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Too old and crusty. I only speak Amurican.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
White begins, "once upon a time,"
black begins, "y'all motherf*ckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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Overheard in Houston, TX...
"Mummy, what language do they speak in England?"
"English..."
"But why? That's the American language."
Give a man a fish, and you have fed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will continue fishing even if you give him a fish.
- Fingus
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LOL
Nothing is impossible, it's just a matter of determination and probability.
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Oh, I got a lot of funny stories about Americans like that one
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Oh Kwal, would you please be so kind to share one with us..? We are most interested in hearing your fascinating stories!
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Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping, and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think …its a Teabag xD
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is great for grammerful learnin ;D
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(19-08-2012, 08:25 PM)Apsod link Wrote: Oh Kwal, would you please be so kind to share one with us..? We are most interested in hearing your fascinating stories!
Indeed, Do tell.
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Well for one, an American was given a tour through a viking re-enactment village in Denmark where I was busy. At the end of the tour, he asked the director how on earth he managed to keep those people in the reservation.