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Top NI Jokes [funny]
#1
What do NI games and a child's innocence have in common?
They both get wiped at around 14.

How do you get 17 virgins in a room together?
Shout "King's Castleyard on Rag EU1"

How many NI players does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None, you're not allowed to stack barricades.

Why did Liverpool FC get relegated?
Because the red shirts didn't know how to save.
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There once was a rather strange mammal,
Who went by the name of Saxon Camel,
With the Fire & Sword,
He killed all the Nords,
And burned down his own TeamSpeak Channel.

Keeping to the NI Faith:
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#2
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Less talking, more raiding!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYBHptwwOdU
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#3
give yourself some more credit

Saxon Camel: What do you call an NI dev unable to pleasure themselves?
A Handy retreat

Saxon Camel: an NI and an NW player walk into a bar
Saxon Camel: the NW player orders a round
Saxon Camel: the Ni player doesnt do anything
Saxon Camel: NW player asks why
Saxon Camel: "save"
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#4
You can imagine the setups, here are some punchlines:

Throw in your laundry.
Protein shakes.
Because he uses the finest ingredients, and real ice cream.
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#5
(12-08-2015, 04:14 PM)Malong link Wrote: Throw in your laundry.
thats the best one
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#6
Yeah
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There once was a rather strange mammal,
Who went by the name of Saxon Camel,
With the Fire & Sword,
He killed all the Nords,
And burned down his own TeamSpeak Channel.

Keeping to the NI Faith:
[spoiler][img=241x200]http://i.gyazo.com/ed04d6c623c775ea761d298a2f72c6de
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#7
Another top one : stag bow is 40 mil.
Best Solo:
Normal 20 Completed
Hard 20 Completed
Ragnarok 19 incompleted
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#8
Stag Bow best xbow
There is only my set of Rupturers in-game.
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"I wish the germans would have melt the Eiffel Tower and make tanks to kill the french" - not telling
"I ain´t gonna drop my stuff for these guys" - Wambo
"What do you call the german Secret Service? -  SS" - not telling
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#9
at that time, there was only 1 active set of them ingame
Best Solo:
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Hard 20 Completed
Ragnarok 19 incompleted
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#10
- Why Ragnar tries hard to drop Wrath?
- His psychiatrist adviced him to...

Edit:
- Why Sharpshooter crossed the road?
- He wanted to upgrade the body armour to Crossed

Edit2:
- Why Ragnar becomes friendly?
- Because Master Yoda told him that anger and agression lead to the dark side.
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