The Nord Invasion Dwarf Fortress

[DrWhoCares]

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DWARF FORTRESS

FORTRESS NAME: Fastenedrope

GROUP NAME: The Stoked Creation

Nobles

Current Roles Filled:
Mayor: Warpath
Captain of the Guard: Brennax
Militia Commander: Counselor
Manager: DrWhoCares
Chief Medical Dwarf: Sophie
Broker: DrWhoCares
Bookkeeper: DrWhoCares
Militia Captain: Jerre

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Welcome to the world of Dwarf Fortress. For the past week or so I have been playing Dwarf Fortress again, and as in customary in my culture, I have named each one of the dwarves in my fortress after someone I know.

Those people I know, are you guys. Even if I don't know you.

Some of you may have seen how I ask for names for your children, that's because the dwarf I named after you either gave birth to a child, or your wife did. To start off, I should explain some things:

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• I don't check genders before I assign names.
  
• I assign names based on how I view you. If you are friends or of similar nature I will assign you as husband and wife.
  
• There is a severe lack of women in this community, so most of you are women in the fortress.
  
• I will keep a record of everyone I add here, on this post so that you can see who you are related to, what children, if any you have, your relationships with other members of the fortress, and what you do.
  

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Lastly, when you have a child, I will require you to name it, because that child is yours to control (in some sense). They will get the profession of your choice, name of your choice, and if conscripted what type of soldier they will be.

Professions

• Carpenter
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  Cuts down trees and makes the wood into things like beds, cabinets, and more. Very important in low quantities.
• Crafter
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  Does all of the crafts for the fortress, the main creator of wealth for trading to the Humans, Elves, and Dwarves. Also can make some bolts and bone/shell armor. Along with spinning silk and making clothing.
• Doctor
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  Healers of the fortress, when the militia gets hurt in combat, these are the dwarves responsible for fixing them. Along with any sickness that spreads or any other sort of medical injuries such as horrible, HORRIBLE bee stings.
• Engineer
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  Responsible for creating mechanisms, traps, and running siege engines such as ballista.
• Farmer
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  Responsible for planting crops, brewing alcohol, cooking food, and anything else you would expect a farmer to do.
• Fisher
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  In charge of fishing to gain food, and cleaning said fish for better eats.
• Hunter
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  Exactly the same as a woodsman, but when they have bolts, they will hunt animals.
• Mason
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  One of the most important, if not the most important professions. Creates furniture out of stone, including doors, tables, chairs, coffins and more. Also creates bridges and smooths stone for engraving.
• Miner
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  Digs. Digs. DIGS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0
• Smelter
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  Not entirely useful unless I start actually using the lava pool I found. Which I will eventually. Crafts things from metal, such as bars, weapons, and armor.
• Woodsman
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  Butchers animals, trains animals, and pretty much anything to do with animals. Tans skins and does Leatherworking.

Military Professions

• Wrestler
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  Fights with hands. Often nimble and destructive when trained.
• Axedwarf
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  Fights with an axe, great for chopping off limbs, bad against undead.
• Swordsdwarf
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  Fights with a sword, great for chopping off limbs, not good against undead.
• Speardwarf
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  Stabs things, good for hitting vital organs, horrible against undead.
• Hammerdwarf
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  Smashes things, good for crushing limbs, great against undead.
• Macedwarf
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  A bit like a smaller hammerdwarf, good against undead.
• Marksdwarf
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  Uses crossbows to kill at range, horrible against undead.

UNNAMED CHILDREN:

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HUSBAND/WIFE

• [spoiler=Yuri/Tjav]1x Son

[spoiler=Kip/Kami]3x Daughter[/spoiler]

[spoiler=PCK/(N/A)]Mother has not arrived yet. 1x Son[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Pute/Delion]1x Daughter[/spoiler]

[spoiler=TheBaker/Tarrod]1x Daughter[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Sativa/Slayer]1x Son[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Sergeant Q/Sergeant X]1x Son[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Warpath/RedHawk]1x Son[/spoiler]

[spoiler=MobBoss/Jerre]1x Daughter[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Shade/Cryptic]1x Son[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Jaz/Moose]1x Daughter[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Sheathe/Madman]1x Son[/spoiler]

[spoiler=YunYun/Hovac]1x Son[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Bradapple/Ramos]1x Daughter[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Harlaus/DiamondDrop]1x Daughter[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Madjosh/Brennax]1x Son[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Xen/Suns]1x Daughter[/spoiler]

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[DrWhoCares]

Players

• Avox

  JOB: Engineer.
• Banana

  JOB: Fisherman
• Bolteye

  JOB: Farmer
• Bradapple

  JOB: Legendary Carpenter
• Brennax

  JOB: Swordsdwarf
• Chopdick

  JOB: Crafter
• Clickseverywhere

  JOB: Carpenter
• Counselor

  JOB: Swordsdwarf
• Cryptic

  JOB: Marksdwarf
• Cwifterthanswift

  JOB: Miner
• Debra

  JOB: Fisherman
• Deer

  JOB: Swordsdwarf
• Deer's Wife

  JOB: Woodsman
• Delion

  JOB: Delion
• Diablo

  JOB: Diablo
• DiamondDrop

  JOB: Miner
• DrWhoCares

  JOB: Administrator
• Hande

  JOB: Mason
• Harlaus

  JOB: Fisherman
• Hawkens

  JOB: Crafter
• Hovac

  JOB: Speardwarf
• Huscarlton Banks

  JOB: Farmer
• Ivy

  JOB: Mason
• Jaz

  JOB: Fisherman
• Jerre

  JOB: Marksdwarf
• Kami

  JOB: Fisherman
• Kip

  JOB: Farmer
• Lady Andmai

  JOB: Axedwarf
• Lord Gazma

  JOB: Farmer
• Madjosh

  JOB: Mason
• Madman

  JOB: Crafter
• Midren

  JOB: Mason
• Mikoto

  JOB: Farmer
• MobBoss

  JOB: Carpenter
• Moose

  JOB: Fisherman
• Ned

  JOB: Mason
• PCK

  JOB: Fisherman
• Pute

  JOB: Smelter
• Rammy

  JOB: Crafter
• Ramos

  JOB: Farmer
• Redhawk

  JOB: Macedwarf
• Reskan

  JOB: Farmer
• Saladin

  JOB: Marksdwarf
• Sergeant Q

  JOB: Carpenter
• Sativa

  JOB: Fisherman
• Sergeant X

  JOB: Farmer
• Shade

  JOB: Farmer
• Sheathe

  JOB: Engineer
• Slayer

  JOB: Farmer
• Sophie

  JOB: Doctor
• Suns

  JOB: Fisherman
• Synario

  JOB: Farmer
• Takeo

  JOB: Fisherman
• Tarrod

  JOB: Crafter
• TheBaker

  JOB: DECEASED (Woodsman)
• Tjav

  JOB: Mason
• Trigun

  JOB: Farmer
• Wade

  JOB: Mason
• Warpath

  JOB: Woodsman
• Winter

  JOB: Miner
• Wolf

  JOB: Carpenter
• Xen

  JOB: Crafter
• Xenome

  JOB: Carpenter
• YunYun

  JOB: Farmer
• Yuri

  JOB: Crafter

[DrWhoCares]

News

- TheBaker has died due to insanity.
- https://i.imgur.com/ZDOhrWq.png
- Warpath Re-elected to Mayor of Fortress
- SATIVA WAS INFECTED AND TURNED INTO A WEREBEAR
- Banana was the first he killed.
- DiamondDrop, legendary miner, ran in to fight and was killed.
- Sativa murdered several animals before military arrived.
- Scotshroom was murdered.
- Sepsis was murdered.
- An unnamed child was killed, I do not know who's.
- Maroon was injured and will be put to death.
- Sir Mike was found dead killed by Sativa.
- Maroon is in the hospital awaiting a doctor, then he will be sentenced to a room to die.
- Deer's Wife became enraged and started a fistfight with Mikoto. She was convicted of Disorderly Conduct and will be beaten by the Captain of the Guard, Brennax.
- Migrants have arrived.
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- Deer's Wife was beaten to death by the Captain of the Guard for her crimes.
- Debra was beaten to death by the Captain of the Guard for her crimes.
- An unnamed child was murdered by Josh, son of Rammy and Debra.
- Josh was struck down by Legendary Carpenter, Bradapple.
- Kevin has been found dead.
- Everyone is throwing tantrums.
- Everyone must die.
- Shade has been found dead.
- Brennax, Captain of the Guard has killed Sativa, Sepsis, Sir Mike, Deer's Wife, and Debra so far. More should come if the general populace doesn't do it first.
- Chopdick has given birth to a girl, welcome to this horrid world you unlucky child.
- Saladin follows suit, giving birth to a boy. Ringing in the birthing times during all this turmoil.
- Slayer has been found dead, the LoC family tree will not be happy to hear about the death of both Sativa and Slayer.
- Delion has given birth to a girl.
- An unnamed child has gone insane. He is now berserk.
- Winds, one of the children of Suns, was killed.
- An unnamed Baby was killed.
- Freaky Z was killed.
- Pute was killed.
- Avox was killed.
- Anni, I forget who's, Child has been killed.
- Ejj was killed.
- An unnamed baby was killed.
- Wolf was killed.
- StuSGB was killed.
- Chopdick was killed.
- (https://i.imgur.com/0LuGXa6.png) This is basically what the fortress has become. Everyone stands here horrified by all the death, then one goes berserk and starts killing the others. They they get murdered and it continues.
- InfectedShroom was killed.
- Ramos is fucking spamming my announcements because he can't pick up his child.
- An unnamed baby was killed.
- Xenome was killed.
- An unnamed baby was killed.
- Kip was killed.
- The military is pretty much the only people who aren't upset. Honestly they seem to enjoy the killing. (https://i.imgur.com/UQ9X5st.png) (https://i.imgur.com/cDUJlRR.png)
- Omphorous has been killed.
- Matterman has been killed.
- Takeo has been killed.
- Assassine was killed.
- Trent, a child of I forget who, was killed.
- Patriot has killed.
- Trigun has been killed.
- Huscarlton Banks has been killed.
- Ned has been killed.
- Ivy, completely disregarding the death filling the air and halls of this Fortress, has organized a party in the Dining Hall.
- (https://i.imgur.com/P6tGU0v.png)
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- Kami was beaten to death by the Captain of the Guard for her crimes.
- Sheathe has been killed.
- Delion has been killed.
- An unnamed baby has been killed.
- Mrs. Spirit has been killed.
- Dom has been killed.
- An unnamed baby has been killed.
- Po has been killed.
- PCK has been slain by the Minotaur
- Soviet has been killed.
- Lady Andmai has been steadily murdering half the fortress (https://i.imgur.com/uboT3gl.png)
- Saladin has been killed.
- Deer's daughter has been killed.
- Suns has been slain by the Minotaur.
- Legendary Carpenter and Artifact "Negativeally" creator, Bradapple has been killed.
- An unnamed child has bled to death.
- Sergeant Q has been killed.
- Sophie was slain while fighting the Minotaur. I could not save her. I am foolish.
- Ramos has been killed.
- Maroon has been killed.
- Sergeant X has been killed.
- There is no one worth saving anymore. All will be convicted of their crimes and beaten to death by Brennax. I will not even save myself any longer.
- Bolteye has been killed.
- Prof Troll has been killed.
- Tristan a child of Lady Andmai and Lord Gazma has been killed.
- Legendary Militia member, Deer has been killed.
- Rammy has been killed.
- Jerre has been killed.
- Mimer has been killed.
- Madjosh has been killed.
- Backfisch has been killed.
- Holy shit Lady Andmai, stop already (https://i.imgur.com/imLzEqH.png).
- DrWhoCares has been killed.
- Tjav has been killed.
- Waters, a child of Suns and Xen, has been killed.
- Bibbi, the daughter of Tjav and Yuri, has been killed.
- An unnamed child has been killed.
- Counselor, Leader of the Military, has slain the Minotaur. Now he has slain both the Werebear and the Minotaur.
- Cryptic has been killed.
- Synario has been killed.
- The Fortress of Fastenedrope has returned to a somewhat functional level of stability after removing the military from the dining hall.
- WheresMyVodka ran into the military room and was promptly axe murdered by Lady Andmai.
- Redhawk was killed. For some reason, by fellow Conscript, Lady Andmai.
- Moose was killed by Counselor for seemingly no reason.
- Lord Gazma was killed by Counselor right after for witnessing the murder? I have no idea.
- YunYun has been stricken by melancholy, aka has gone insane and is considered dead.
- Forgot to mention, for all the goddamn murdering they've done, the military has gained some names of fame. FIRST NAME : LAST NAME : TITLE

--1. Lady Andmai : Stockadesubmerged : the Cyclopean Length.
--2. Brennax : Steppecloistered : the Calamity of Honoring
--3. Counselor : Moonmountains :
--4. Hovac : Theaterclears : the Spread Circle of Phantoms

- Mobboss has been stricken by melancholy, aka has gone insane and is considered dead.
- Midren has been killed by Hovac (for his crimes).
- Clickseverywhere has been beaten into a coma by Hovac for his crimes.
- Babies crawl around the fortress, parentless, siblingless, unloved and uncared for. Children lay beaten into unconsciousness on the floors of this horrid place.
- So it turns out that this child, Bob, son of Yuri and Tjav, is actually quite the little murderbastard. He is three years old and has killed one boar, Assassine, Trent, and NoName.
- Lady Andmai has named her Copper Battle Axe, The Brave Sewers.
- Bob just smashed a stone bridge with his bare fucking hands.
- Tarrod has been taken by the strange mood. He is stalking and brooding. This is bad. Also he's wounded incredibly, and is now crawling from his hospital bed. Whew, luckily, this is a macabre mood and not a fell mood otherwise he would murder a dwarf and turn their body into some sort of artifact.
- Madman has been found dead.
- Daniel, son of Sergeant Q and Sergeant X has gone berserk.
- Leberkas has been killed by Daniel.
- Bob got pissed, ran in there, and murdered Daniel, then ran off.

[Suns]

Lol nice. Several suggestions, PCK's Husband should be Evildan. 

RedHawk's Son should be named Chris.

PCK's Son should be named Tomoffel or Elmo.

Pute/Delion's Daughter should be named Reskan.

[DrWhoCares]

Nah man, the people name their own children.
Also PCK is a guy, it would be his wife.

[Tjav]

me and yuri's kids will be named : Bib Bob Bub , and the girl Bibbi

[WS_Ryan]

Lol nice. Several suggestions, PCK's Husband should be Evildan. 

PCK's Son should be named Tomoffel or Elmo.

i think you need therapy for your addiction to PCK and Dan

[DrWhoCares]

I will update the news section with the migrant wave and the new players after work. I will also update the players section after work.
Tjav and Yuri's children were named.

[Slayer]

Sativa + Slayer - Sons name = Slut

Doctor + HammerDwarf

[DrWhoCares]

So wait you are naming your son "Slut" and you want him to be a doctor and a hammer dwarf? If someone is in the military they are in for life, and will never work a normal profession unless unable to fight.

After I finish updating this thread and the migrant wace, I am going to start posting updates with pictures and such.